Funny (creative) programming comments

By | August 24

I was browsing Google code search the other day and stumble over some funny comments within code snippets of others. Some of them are really creative and it was good to see that its not only me and Fab who are having fun when writing some weird stuff. Programming has to be fun :) I have collected the best one below…

my favourite…
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i can feel with him/her …
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yeah sometimes the dragons are everywhere :)
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at least this guy has a bad conscience and dont want us to look further
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16 comments on “Funny (creative) programming comments

  1. The text on the images are not exactly readable?

  2. interesting. : )

  3. For some reason, images are displayed correctly in IE, but are being scaled down and are unreadable in Firefox.

  4. If you are a programmer than you should be able to view these images in any browser.I saw these in ie7 and mozzila 2.something.
    Play with “View”. this is in the top left of your browser —- very near to file and edit ‘buttons’ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. LOL
    very funny

  6. doesn’t sound like much fun to me!

  7. then you should like this

    • Those are just awesome … laughed my a** off :)

      i like that one…

      // Dear maintainer:
      // Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
      // and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
      // please increment the following counter as a warning
      // to the next guy:
      // total_hours_wasted_here = 16

  8. that one is awesome too

    Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
    throw up; //ha ha

  9. Why developers cheer so much for dragons? Is it LOTR or D&D??

    Anyway, had to smile when i read these :)

  10. ha ha funny!!!

  11. result = “Dear Software Engineer u are just a a** h**le. You have Entered Invalid Parameters For GetMessage Method”;

  12. lool very funny comments :) tks for sharing

  13. Found this gem today. I’ll use this in my next vacation autoreply.

    //This has been changed around 3.0.9 to be only temporally nearby, not physically so.
    function getPlacesNearby() {

  14. LOL!!!

  15. ahaha